Read this today, it made me chuckle:
Job in a Million
Big spending shoppers with a mainland dept store chain will soon be vying for a '600,000 yuan loyalty bonus' - the chance to represent the firm for a year as a spokesperson.
Competition will be tough, there could be more than a million applicants. Only VIP members can join the contest to find a male and a female brand ambassador, and though shoppers must spend 3000 yuan in one go, or 5000 yuan within 3months to qualify, there are 1.53 million members in this category.
Candidates will have to dance, take part in a fashion show and, in their swimwear, face a barrage of questions to win.

Also spotted, some great t-shirts:
One read 'Man, Im so hungover I could die' - want it

And, a MATCHING tshirt and trouser set printed with images from the titanic movie - groovy in a reeeeally bad taste kinda way