I went to visit a fabulous friend of mine in Hospital last night, she has just given birth to a beautiful healthy baby girl called Saba Hella Fiascaris - is that not the ultimate cool name?!

The future cool cat of course needed cool clothes and the wife and I went on a shopping spree where I was shocked to find myself, ME - ultimate allergy to babies person - cooing over the outrageously cute clothes made for impossibly small people.

The father joked about having bought earplugs for when they are allowed home, except he wasnt actually joking and gleefully produced a super industrial pair from his bag to show me - the man is in for a shock!

Other funny highlights included having to wear face masks in the hospital (hot, uncomfortable and weird), and spotting a baby named Jobbi (tee hee - for the non Scottish readers - that mean something rude!)

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