We decided to go and buy a live potted plant to decorate again this year instead of a dead tree. Amazing escapade to purchase that went something like this:

Us: How much is that tree?
Man: $450
Us: How much is that one over there?
Man: $700
Us: Ok, we will take the one at $450
Man: I never say $450
Us: You JUST did!!
Man: No no, me no say that!
Us: Yes you DID, we want that one!
Man (pause): That one sold out
Us: All 12 trees there at $450 have sold out?
Man: Yes
Us: Highly unlikely
Man: Yes very true, big tree lover, very good pricey
Us: So which ones DO you have available
Man: That one (points)
Us: The one at $700?
Man: (Nods)
Us: Grrr

Anyway, at least its MASSIVE!! In the car driving home: